Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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