Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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