I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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