He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The air was thick with penises
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
