Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
How's work?
Spinning.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You have to summon your inner elephant
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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