i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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