Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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