a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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