Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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