i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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