Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Let's get the cat blown out
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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