You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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