the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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