You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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