CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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