the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He passed out mid-signature
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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