Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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