You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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