Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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