Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
tell me about the fingering
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