It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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