Don't you send me to vm
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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