apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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