This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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