When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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