My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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