Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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