I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
bring money and cleavage
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Randomize
