She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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