Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
40s are totally the cure
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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