Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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