we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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