After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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