where am i from again
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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