Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Success! We fucked roommates!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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