I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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