he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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