I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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