WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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