I think im going to throw up on grandma
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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