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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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