I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often