Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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