She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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