ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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