its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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