Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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