I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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