I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize