why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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