Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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