Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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