glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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