I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Im part way to drunk.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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